After the events of this week, why do I feel that I can buy a semi-automatic gun and a 30-round magazine with no one caring, but I shall have to get a permit to buy a pressure cooker?
I can almost hear the questions being read by a blue shirted official:


'Have you ever been known to can half runners in the middle of the night?'
"Do you now or have you ever owned any Mason jars?'
'Do you have three witnesses to your ability to can tomatoes?'